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I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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DUMB Status Updates We Wish Facebook Would Ban!
IF YOU ARE POSTING ANY OF THESE, JUST STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP STOP

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Woody is exasperated at your status updates

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